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Push your limits and you will discover.. your unlimited potential.. and the most fun way to travel!

That energy you’re feeling..

It is your desire to defeat gravity and FLY FREE, and soar the roller rink as you were meant to be (gracefully upon 1 wheel).

WHAT IF you have never unicycled before? That is just fine. Come independently or bring a friend and discover. You will be amazed.. it is easier than it looks (maybe), and you are better than you think (certainly).

ADD IT TO YOUR FUTURE RIGHT NOW
Sunday evening 20:00 – 21:30
The Roller Rink, Cardiff City House of Sport

Grab a pen and write it on your hand, right now. Then write it on someone else’s hand and do a high-five. We’ll see you Sunday.

Unicycling? Absolutely not! No way. Close this website RIGHT NOW!

We have changed our minds.

DO NOT UNICYCLE! No! Stop that right now.

Listen to what gravity is telling you. It’s saying, “just lie down”..

Obey the law of gravity. Don’t fight it. Never stand up again. Be like Grandpa Joe in that Willy Wonka movie. Stay in bed for 20 years for unknown reasons. Only get up to dance for chocolate, that’s it.

And certainly, don’t think about riding the unicycle! Don’t even think it. Those are unnatural thoughts. Think only of the boring, or else you’ll expect greatness in everything. Don’t risk such an occurrence! Do you think Grandpa Joe could go back to slothing around uselessly after flying on bubbles and seeing the chocolate land etc? Of course not.

Unicycle Hockey? In ya dreams!
Unicycle progress book? Burn it!
Unicycle progress stickers? Stick them in the bin!

Unicycling is simply too exhilarating.
Who needs such a fuss?

Yes it is true, we have changed our minds. We don’t like adventure anymore, because it only makes the other things mundane. So now, we are working hard on making sure people know NOT to unicycle. It’s too good, you see? We’re soon going to ride around the streets with sad faces on, to deter people, holding up big signs that say “NO”.

See you there! (no don’t do it)
definitely not Sunday 8:00pm (no)
definitely not til 9:30,
absolutely not at the Roller Rink (you have been warned).

OK? If you want discovery and adventure… Make a cup of tea instead. Or, even better, don’t even do that. Life is not meant to be good. Just go to sleep and stay there, and be happy with cabbage soup.

NEW: THE ERA OF UNICYCLE PROGRESS BOOKS HAS BEGUN!

Unicycle Progress Book

We already know the creativity and determination of a unicyclist is unlimited..

And, we know how fun it is to progress toward a goal. And earn stickers!

So, we have packaged together a GREAT many challenges for you to conquer in your colourful and shiny FREE Unicycle Progress Book – it all makes perfect sense!

Remember: One step at a time you will climb toward the Peak of Perfection. When you are at the top you will become The Ruler of the World.

Tiny UnicycleCollect your very own Progress Book and get started ? at our Unicycle Beginner’s Challenge and Unicycle Hockey Evening every Sunday.

See you there ?
(at the Cardiff City House of Sport, 8:00pm sharp)

P.S. Of course, you can bring friends and help each other learn.. or sabotage each other as you compete..

Unicycle Cardiff slalom

CARDIFF UNICYCLE HOCKEY: AS SEEN ON TV!

See our featured appearance on the BBC’s The One Show, sharing Unicycle Hockey with the delighted masses.

GREAT NEWS: You can now get yourself and 4 friends together and add your team to the Welsh Unicycle Hockey League. Think up your team name and colours and join the battle.. to become.. The Unicycle Hockey Champions of Wales!

(also, don’t forget, the longstanding UK League, the European Championship, and of course the World Championship)

Cardiff Unicycle Hockey