Many have asked. Here is the answer.
Unicycling is about declaring your intent to do the seemingly impossible, and then ruddy well doing it! You tame the earth. You fly to the moon! We all know what you’re capable of..
You discover new worlds by resisting the pull of gravity – you conquer reality, that’s what you’ve always done. First you crawled, then you wobbly walked, then you ran laughing, and now you will unicycle with confidence and grace. It is only natural. It is your next great leap. Do you feel it? In your heart you know this is true.
THIS IS ALSO TRUE:
After attending 3 or 4 times, many new folks have joined the weekly Unicycle Hockey games, and they play their first gleeful matches with great success. And now.. now it is your turn. You know this to be true, and you MUST act on what you know is true (or you will wither away like that horrible fiend Grandpa Joe).
WE HAVE PLENTY OF EVIDENCE TO SAY:
anyone can learn to unicycle. And once you have learned, whole new worlds open up to you! You see heights and sights yet unseen. What are they? Exactly. You must find out. And you can only find out upon a unicycle.
When you come along this is what happens:
You get the secret tips and tricks to fast-track your learning time, you get the support (literally) to make your heroic journey.. but most importantly, you discover that unicycling isn’t as tough as the fake news would have you believe. You are already better than you think you are. Collectively, we have about 500 years of unicycling experience – and now it is yours for FREE
WHY DO WE DO IT? Once you have unicycled you will never ask that question. We do it because unicycling is the greatest! Have you ever wished to cut through the air like a fish flies through water? Now is your chance.
We believe in you. So, believe in yourself and come along, or else you are Grandpa Joe trapped in bed for no reason at all. Declare your destination! We know the way.
You finally have something to get out of bed for. How about that? Breathe a sigh of relief. This is your golden ticket moment. Get up right now, do a Broadway dance in your slippers and nightie, then get dressed and come along and discover your hidden capabilities.
Your destiny is now sealed.